I Lost All My Guns In A Boating Accident Leather Patch Beanie

  • I Lost All My Guns In A Boating Accident Leather Patch Beanie

I Lost All My Guns In A Boating Accident Leather Patch Beanie

Colion Noir

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It's a sad day in America when our politicians are actually admitting to wanting to confiscate our guns. It’ll be an even sadder day for them when they realize that studies show that at some point in their life 99% of gun owners will lose ALL of their guns in a boating accident.

The, “I lost all my guns in a boating accident” design is a silent yet loud protest against the idea of any type of gun confiscation or a registration in America. The US is the only country with a right to keep and bear arms with no constitutional restrictions and we plan to keep it that way.

Our politicians have seemingly never read any of these studies so it’s incumbent on all us gun owners to make them aware of this fact by purchasing your very own, “I lost all my guns in a boating accident” to remind them.

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  • STYLE: 3-inch Folding Cuff
  • SNUG & WARM: Stylish cuffed beanie that makes a statement. Warm and thick enough for when the wind picks up. Feels soft and cozy on the head.
  • TWO-STYLE BEANIE: Cuff is not sewn down, allowing for easy adjustment to head size. Can be worn high-cuffed for a snug fit, or low-cuffed for a more slouchy look.
  • EYE-CATCHING COLORS: Available in a range of eye-catching colors that will make winter layering a cinch. Solid colors that will mix and blend well with any cold-weather attire.
  • COMFORTABLE FIT: This beanie incorporates solid snugness along with plenty of stretch for a pleasant, comfortable fit without any squeeze. 
  • OUR CUSTOMERS LOVE US: Join the thousands of customers who love our beanie hats. We stand behind our products and provide easy, no-questions-asked returns.

       #ThePewPewLife hat officially licensed by Colion Noir. Whether you’re a weekend Shooter, hobbyist, collector, concealed carrier, or just an admirer of all things Pew-Pew, we all understand what the gun represents to our lifestyle.The Pew-Pew Life hash-tag and brand is a subtle nod to the lifestyle of freedom symbolized in the gun, all the while evoking a little bit of nostalgia. At its core, The Pew-Pew Life is about the ThePPL (The-PewPewLife).

      Items will ship out within 4-10 days from your order. If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 30 days of receiving your product, let us know and we'll make it right.

      • Hassle free return/exchange policy! 

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