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It's a sad day in America when our politicians are actually admitting to wanting to confiscate our guns. It’ll be an even sadder day for them when they realize that studies show that at some point in their life 99% of gun owners will lose ALL of their guns in a boating accident.
The, “I lost all my guns in a boating accident” design is a silent yet loud protest against the idea of any type of gun confiscation or a registration in America. The US is the only country with a right to keep and bear arms with no constitutional restrictions and we plan to keep it that way.
Our politicians have seemingly never read any of these studies so it’s incumbent on all us gun owners to make them aware of this fact by purchasing your very own, “I lost all my guns in a boating accident” to remind them.
- 98% cotton/2% PU spandex
- Official licensed Black MULTICAM™ pattern
- Matching black undervisor
- Apparel is Designed, Printed, and Shipped in the USA.
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We want you to LOVE your Colion Noir items! They will ship out within 4-10 days from your order. If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 30 days of receiving your product, let us know and we'll make it right.
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