I Lost ALL My Guns in a Boating Accident Shirt
I Lost ALL My Guns in a Boating Accident Shirt
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It's a sad day in America when our politicians are actually admitting to wanting to confiscate our guns. It’ll be an even sadder day for them when they realize that studies show that at some point in their life 99% of gun owners will lose ALL of their guns in a boating accident.
The, “I lost all my guns in a boating accident” design is a silent yet loud protest against the idea of any type of gun confiscation or a registration in America. The US is the only country with a right to keep and bear arms with no constitutional restrictions and we plan to keep it that way.
Our politicians have seemingly never read any of these studies so it’s incumbent on all us gun owners to make them aware of this fact by purchasing your very own, “I lost all my guns in a boating accident” to remind them.
- Loose: Fuller cut for complete comfort & more form-fitting than your typical boxy t-shirt
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton fibers are spun then combed through to remove impurities while ensuring it stays soft to the touch for maximum comfort.
- Apparel is Designed, Printed, and Shipped in the USA.
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#ThePewPewLife Shirt officially licensed by Colion Noir. Whether you're a weekend Shooter, hobbyist, collector, concealed carrier, or just an admirer of all things Pew-Pew, we all understand what the gun represents to our lifestyle.The Pew-Pew Life hash-tag and brand is a subtle nod to the lifestyle of freedom symbolized in the gun, all the while evoking a little bit of nostalgia. At its core, The Pew-Pew Life is about the ThePPL (The-PewPewLife).
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Items will ship out within 4-10 days from your order. If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 30 days of receiving your product, let us know and we'll make it right.
- Hassle free return/exchange policy!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Items will ship out within 4-10 days from your order. If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 30 days of receiving your product, let us know, and we'll make it right.
Hassle-free return/exchange policy!
We're All In This Together
This isn’t just about rights or politics—it’s about people. Our communities, our families, our freedom—it’s all connected. The Second Amendment isn’t just a piece of paper; it’s a lifeline that unites us, no matter who we are or where we come from. Because when your safety and freedom are on the line, it’s not just about you—it’s about us. So stand with me, not as individuals, but as a collective force that protects what truly matters. Together, we defend freedom. Together, we win."
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